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[女生版]

起床的時候就已經遲到了科科我也常這樣
還會對著鏡子自己跟自己演內心戲 

Quotes :D

  • Good morning sexual!
  • OMG I look like a bag of smashed a**hole.
  • Ke$ha shower! →這瞎毀?
  • What is that? Touch it? Don't touch it! Touch it? Don't touch it!
  • PEE PEE TIME! →上一秒才對自己說接下來要專心化妝...
  • Oh hey, vagina, you're looking dapper as always❤
  • Oops wrong one!
  • Ah F*CK!
  • OW I think I've just pulled like half of my eyebrow!
  • Yes, DOUBLE YES!
  • MY FACE! OOPS OOPS, HEHEHEHHE!
  • WATCH OUT MISS, or imma gonna f*ck you! →這好有事
  • NO~NO~okay yes ❤
  • Makeup getting~ everybody pregnant. →這句+跳舞超好笑
  • Side braid? That's genius!
  • F*ck your face!
  • Where have you been? Getting drunk huh?
  • Always have toothpaste on my shirt...
  • Sorry, I'm running late, I had to wash...my cat... →養了兩隻狗是要洗誰的貓!!
  • I'm the worst liar ever lol
  • Peanut butter tranny time!!

 

事實就是如此, 雖然不是每個女生在廁所都這麼有戲, 但是大家心中獨白應該都少不了

 

[男生版]

從頭到尾就是一直Boner個沒完沒了和強調他不是Gay哈哈

 

Quotes :D 

  • Good Morning sexual!
  • WOW wiredest boner ever!
  • Jingle my boner, hang a towel on my boner, put my boner in the shampoo bottle cause it's small enough to fit?
  • FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP →我一直覺得英文中的各種狀聲詞都不怎麼狀聲→FAP是什麼意思啊?
  • OH GOD ITS AWFUL!
  • The f*ck do girls use pencils for in the bathroom? →那是眉筆那事眉筆那是眉筆好嗎哈哈
  • Oh I look like Backstreet Boys! 
  • Because I AM A MAN!
  • Penut butter and cock sandwitch LOL
  • Think I broke a sweat.
  • Spraing cologne~ all over my ball sack~ →這旋律不停地一直出現LOL
  • 30 minutes early as usual.
  • Smells like I'm gonna get you pregnant.
  • Sorry grandma, that wasn't for you...
  • (Umm muwaahhh❤) don't tell anyone I did that. Seriously.
 
影片的作者是Jenna Marbles, 一位住在美國的25歲女孩, 個人覺得Jenna姐姐表演欲很旺盛, 超好笑, 她固定每個禮拜三都會上傳一個新影片, 標題都很哈哈哈例如「我的鄰居是個婊子」或者「我他媽超恨我室友的」, 她最有名的影片是「如何讓人覺得妳超正」和「如何避免和妳不想講話的對象的談話」而且雖然她都講英文,但是她影片節奏都很快發音又還滿準的, 主題都非常生活化, 然後她講話的語氣又超好笑的:D
 
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